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Bev_Brad   BLOOMINGTON GOTHIC

Bev and Brad have been gardening
Since the sesquicentennial.
We don't call them old.
We just say they're perennial.

Cranium   FLOWERS ON THE BRAIN

When everyday life
Puts a strain on your cranium,
Go to Bloomington Garden
And buy a geranium.
Manure   WE SPEAK MANY LANGUAGES

Our gardening experts
Know facts so obscure,
They can tell you in Latin
The word for manure.
Roger
  KEEPS THE TREES REGULAR

Roger knew pruning was important, but wondered if raisins might be better for smaller trees. He should have gone to Bloomington Garden Center.
Floyd
  JUMP-START YOUR GARDEN

Floyd always went to Bloomington Garden Center in the spring to find new ways to jump-start his garden.
Nate
  NAME THAT ZUCCHINI!

Nate got on the TV program "Are You Smarter Than a Zucchini?" but he didn't know that a zucchini has more potassium than a banana and fewer calories than a baked potato. He should have gone to Bloomington Garden Center.
Next Big Thing
  THE NEXT BIG THING

Shirley paid $300 for the new iPlant mini-tablet device. It features a colorful high resolution image, simple one-touch operation, fits in a shirt pocket, and includes more than 100 plant-creating applications. Shirley should have gone to Bloomington Garden Center.
Pedersons
  HISTORY REVISITED

Little Known Fact: George Washington's father asked young George to go outside and trim the lilacs. He cut down the cherry tree instead. He should have gone to Bloomington Garden Center.
Bloomington Shore
  NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME

On the new reality show "The Bloomington Shore," viewers find out what it's like to live like a Minnesotan along the exciting Minnesota River. It features www.barb.cool, Eric P, BevRev, B-Rad and Roger "The Salutation" Manteufel. You might want to visit Bloomington Garden Center instead.
Inner Topiary
  BECOME ONE WITH YOUR GARDEN

While taking a class called "The Zen of Gardening," Shirley's instructor told her to "Bring out your inner topiary." She should have gone to Bloomington Garden Center instead.